February 12th, 2016 12:12 am by Vincent Flanders
Submitters’ comments: Word on the street is that you’re back. I won’t ask.
Anyway, here’s a page I just ran into, and I thought of you. I figured you haven’t had enough pain in your life. This is just a textbook case of thinking that everything wrong with the internet is everything right…Flash website, music that loads and plays without asking, lots of text that you can’t even copy/paste, slow loading with percentages that animate, and I’m sure you can find more.
Vincent Flanders’ comments: Flash is dead. Let me say that for those few people who are hard of reading…FLASH IS DEAD! If you don’t believe it, the last bastion of Flash is advertising and Google says Flash is dead as of January 2, 2017. It doesn’t work on mobile. Nobody likes it. The screenshot above is what you see on the desktop. It sucks. This is what mobile looks like. It sucks worse.