Articles I've Written

Here are articles that are featured on Web Pages That Suck:

How to Write Bullshit Article Titles That Sound Profound And Get Readers — I'm really, really, really tired of all these formulaic headlines for articles you see on design sites. If you don't know the formula, I'm going to give it to you:

Why You Can't Use Music On Your Web Site — It always amazes me that people think they have the legal right to put music files on their web sites.

Don't Confuse Web Design With Sex — It's my opinion that web designers are confusing the web world with the real world. In the real world, foreplay is mandatory.

Everything You Need to Know About Web Design My Father Taught Me in 1964 — "There are two types of web sites. There are those web sites you date, like 'The Data Was Lost Collective...'

Google Is god, Don't Upset Her — ...the most powerful Internet force known to God and man visits your web pages and looks at them just like blind people and folks who use Lynx look at them — Google.

Chairs Are For Sitting. PDF is For Printing — too many people forget that "PDF is for printing" and are incorrectly using the Adobe Acrobat PDF format as an HTML tool.

Flash Is Evil. Flash Is Good. Flash is a just another tool.

When Good Flash Goes Bad. Know how to use Flash.

Published Writings (external site) — Articles I wrote a long time ago.