#12. Worst Non-Profit Web Site of 2007 — Town of Saugerties Police Dept.

Vincent Flanders' comments: Dear police people: I realize that police brutality is a bad thing when directed toward human beings; however, it is a very good thing when directed toward cop web pages.

Animated GIFs are the pedophiles of web design and should receive the same treatment. Oh, you didn't steal the animated GIFs from another web site, did you? Stealing images is a crime and can you imagine how embarrassing it would be if your local TV station filmed someone making a citizen's arrest of a policeman for theft?

Using Microsoft Office as a web design tool is a Class B felony.

I'm sure you've seen movies or TV shows where the fat cop is trying to chase down a bad guy but ends up falling down and gasping for air while everyone laughs at him? Well, everyone is laughing at your feeble-brained attempts to protect your graphics by disabling the right mouse button. Almost everyone knows how to circumvent (note to police people: since circumvent is three syllables, here's its definition) the Javascript. What you don't understand is that even a blind web designer wouldn't steal your crappy graphics.

On a positive note, at least you didn't steal and use the theme to the TV show "Cops" (Bad Boys), like so many other cop sites have done in the past.

Town of Saugerties Police Dept.