I apologize — but only if you came here from the FAQ page out of curiosity. You aren't too stupid or lazy to read because you did.
I apologize — but only if you have ADD or ADHD — you have a medical condition where you can't focus. Trust me, I'm well aware of the problem.
This page is really for the clowns who e-mail me saying "I can't find the sucky sites." I give them the link to this page or to the link on the FAQ. Mostly they're kids who have an assignment due and they want sucky sites spoon-fed to them. I even get people wanting me to critique the sites their teachers gave them for homework:
"Could i get a critique of the Tiffany&Co. Website from you and also a critique of the Sutton Place Gourmet website."
KidsToday also believe I have nothing better to do with my life than help them with their homework.
I wondered if you could help me with a Marketing assignment I have to do. I noticed some time back that you nominated The Bournemouth & Poole College website as sucker of the day. (You may remember it as the nausea causing flash site)
Could you please forward me the comments you made on it, along with any responces you recieved along with any other observations you might have made on it. I am writing about the website in terms of Brand Identity.
S/he didn't read the FAQ — There is no archive.
Oh, well. Some people are just stupid. Now, I know I shouldn't insult them, but they're probably not reading this and they certainly aren't smart enough to have a job to make money to buy one of my books.
The Daily Sucker — you'll have to scroll down a bit and look for "The Daily Sucker."
If you can handle some reading, there are a whole truckload on the Mystery Meat Navigation page
Stupid Versions of the Home Page should be self-explanatory.
The original WPTS from 1996-1998. Don't e-mail me. These are old and I haven't updated them. It's a sad commentary that they're still valid.