#4 Worst Web Site Navigation — Adobe Creative Mind

Submitter's comments: I don't know which category this falls in — Mystery Meat Navigation or "Flashturbation". It's a great example of both.

Vincent Flanders' comments: It's a "pretty" web site, but I had two separate reactions to its pretty-ness:

1. I felt disgusted and dirty all over just like I felt when I heard the Toothless Man in the movie Deliverance say, "He's got a real pretty mouth on him, don't he?"
2. Holy Mother of God! This site is Cute Overload for ArtFarts. Note that I said 'ArtFarts', not artists — there's a huge difference. This site is so sugary that if you're diabetic, get out the insulin because you're going to need it. At least at Cute Overload you know what's going on.

Their splash page's attempt to grovel and suck up to artists is awful — "The universe in your head. Full of trap doors, ripcords and rabbit holes. Abstract biology. Potential energy." Whoever thought this up has a universe in their head. A universe of crap.

I think there are two other possible reactions to this site. As the great movie reviewer Mr. Cranky has said:

1. "This is so godawful that it ruptures the very fabric of space and time with the sheer overpowering force of its mediocrity."
2. "Proof that Jesus died in vain."

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